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do-you-have-a-flag:

Oh my god these two and their stupid perfect friendship







I like driving. It’s a wonderful feeling. Total control of woman over machine. The speed, the power, the ecstasy— I was jazzed.








leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus







mulders:

mulders:

mulder would have made such stupid dad jokes

he probably would’ve dressed william up as an alien for halloween and made the costume himself because all of the ones in the store were green and aliens are grey





yahooentertainment:

Here’s a dancing baby Groot for your blog











allhailqueenbebe:

Bebe Neuwirth, back to back Emmy wins.  1990 & 1991




itsninjam:

tedmosbyisnotajerk:

if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away

GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK




where-is-the-pizza:

stop-hammerkind:

kavaeric:

pleatedjeans:

26 People Who Just Might be the Dark Lord Satan

The ball can be easily solved with a magnet

THE LAST ONE

The ball can also be solved with a hammer



stunningpicture:

The Mrs.Doubtfire House Stoop this morning.