Alan Cummimg & Cabaret - The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon
This was always my favorite part of WLIIA, when they just kept running with the same joke.
There probably aren’t words to describe your emotions.
Now, now, now, now, gentlemen, please. On the contrary there’s a very good word…
First Trailer: Jersey Boys
N EV ER FUCKNI N FOR GET
“We were having dinner in a pub in the country and I noticed a man kept staring at me. Outside, as I was leaving, he approached me quite innocently. ‘I hope you don’t mind me saying so, but you look exactly like you’ve been drawn by Tim Burton. Do you know who I mean?’ I replied that not only did I knew whom he meant but that I had two children by him and, in fact, he was standing behind him. The man looked round and nearly died.”
We’ll flip for it! Ducks or Clowns.
I could literally watch a whole 50 minute episode of Gillian Anderson and Mads Mikkelsen exchanging significant looks over a meal of dubious origin
me: wants bedelia to come back
me: doesn’t want bedelia to die
Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough
Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.
"Lol wow you’re doing chemotherapy? Clearly you suck at it if you still have cancer."
Raúl Esparza on idiots who kept pressuring him to change his name to something less latino. (via magnetic-rose)
The cast of Matilda reenacted the Bruce Bogtrotter cake scene for the movies 17th anniversary [x]